The Avengers

            The Avengers.  It’s the movie that’s been in the making since who-knows-when, but got kick-started in 2008 thanks to Iron Man.  It’s asked more out of movie viewers than before, asking them to see 5 mainly-unrelated movies beforehand to get the full experience.  And all the preparations could’ve been for naught had the final product stumbled.  It doesn’t.  Not for a moment.

            It’s well-paced.  Even with having to introduce several new characters (Maria Hill and Hawkeye/Clint Barton in particular, although the latter got a cameo in Thor) to the already sizable cast of heroes, the movie doesn’t drag.  It comes out of the gate running.  The heroes get introduced back one by one, giving the audience who may have missed the origin movies a nice taste of what the heroes are like without feeling like “Previously in the Marvel Universe”.  And the pacing is particular incredible in that there’s only a handful of action scenes.  It helps that these are big, long action scenes with plenty of “Holy crap!” moments.  But the movie does slow down to look at these heroes along the way.

            With Joss Whedon’s script (along with his direction), though, these moments shine just as much as the action.  The heroes are at each other’s throats for most of the time, without feeling like the whole movie is a bunch of heroes fighting on each other.  It has plenty of comedic moments without getting groan-worthy (I hate fish out of water stuff, and even though the opportunity was there for the still-recently-unfrozen Captain America, the few moments they have of it are actually cleverly done).  It flows.  It doesn’t feel like we’ve suddenly set aside the action for plot, we’re just getting a different degree of the movie.

            The action scenes themselves are phenomenal.  Again, it doesn’t forget to be witty along the way.  But it throws together special effects and big battles.  Each one clearly stands out.  The location, the contenders, the big moves that are done.  Everybody gets their own awesome moments.  Even Black Widow, who almost feels out of place as the pure normal of the group, but then does something that reminds you of why she’s there.  She’s not just “the chick”, she’s as much the big kickass action hero that everybody else in the group is.  Another stand-out is Hulk, who’s definitely been perfected in terms of CGI, mannerisms, and just general feel of him. And they manage to give his feeling of power right.  At one point, he tries to pick up Thor’s hammer and fails, and even though I know it’s a CGI “monster” trying to pick up a prop hammer, I felt like it was a powerful being completely confused about why this simple thing was so heavy.  I also particularly love his gorilla-like stance and grunting that he does at times.    I don’t remember this being done in Incredible Hulk (although I could just be forgetting), but it just works so well for the character.

Even though the acting isn’t necessarily the standout here, the performances work for the characters.  Mark Ruffalo, coming on for the first time as Bruce Banner, simply takes over the character from the instant he steps on screen.  He has the look, the mannerisms, the way of speaking that you’d expect of an intelligent scientist living under the constant fear that he’ll suddenly lash out and destroy everybody around him.  Robert Downey Jr. has pretty much been Tony Stark since the day he was cast (and possibly before then), and he’s not slacking here.  Chris Hemsworth continues to prove himself as the next action superstar. Even my less-than-great feelings towards Cap’s own movie have been turned around.  It seems like Chris Evans has gotten into the character more and feels more like the Cap I know and love.  Even when he’s being an absolute cheeseball at times, well, he’s Captain America.  He gets away with it.

            Apparently, Whedon was inspired by the silver age Avengers stories.  It shows, in a good way.  In the older comics, there was a lot of talking with only quick bouts of action.  Of course, instead of cheesy silver age dialogue, we get Whedon’s intelligent script-writing.  There’s also the basic concept of what happens.  No matter how big the threat, no matter how much in-fighting goes on, ultimately the heroes come out on top.  A lot of recent comics tend to be inspired by silver age in the lightness of the stories, but blur the line with gore and darker themes.  This movie succeeds where those failed, feeling wholly fun.  It lives to be entertaining, and it succeeds all the way. 

If you’re looking for THE superhero movie, this is it.  If you’re looking to see Whedon at his best in terms of writing and directing, this is it.  If you’re looking for the movie that will probably redefine the summer blockbuster for years to come, this is it.  I could go back and watch it again.  I probably will go back and watch it again.

The Pirates! Band of Misfits

            Fun trivia: Flushed Away was originally going to be about pirates.  Dreamworks, who constantly meddled (or tried to) with Aardman’s projects, shut that idea down, saying that pirates weren’t popular.  Four Pirates of the Caribbean movies later and Aardman shifting from Dreamworks to Sony Animation’s umbrella, they finally get to revisit that idea.  And it is glorious.

            The Pirate Captain (Hugh Grant) wants to finally win the Pirate of the Year award.  Unfortunately, he has no booty and he and his crew have very little apparent pirating skills.  Then he runs into Charles Darwin (David Tennant), who identifies the Captain’s “parrot” as a dodo, and gets the crew to go to England for the Scientist of the Year competition, all while they try to avoid the pirate-hating Queen Victoria (Imelda Staunton).

            The main thing that the movie does so well is being absolutely dense with gags.  There’s visual puns, wordplay, and slapstick regularly going on at the same time.  That means that even if one joke just doesn’t hit right, there’s another one right around the corner, or even in the background.  The sets are filled with posters and pictures that just add to what’s going on in the foreground.  And naturally, being Aardman (who also did Wallace and Gromit and Chicken Run), the stop-motion animation is lavish.  It particularly shows when you start looking at the pure detail put into everything.  They didn’t have to have that background character blink to show that they’re not just a living prop, but they did.

            This is also a movie that delights in being absolutely ridiculous.  One of the pirates is The Surprisingly Curvaceous Pirate (Ashley Jensen—and yes, the Captain’s entire crew is named like this), a female pirate disguised as a male by wearing an obvious beard.  This never becomes a subplot or even more than the focus of a few gags.  It’s just there because that’s the universe this movie lives in.  It throws anachronisms in as it sees fit, plays with history in a ridiculous manner.  It doesn’t really care as long as it’s funny.  And it works.  Of course, this does mean that for the time when the movie shifts to drama for a bit, it starts to grind to a halt.  It doesn’t quite get there, thanks to launching into a wonderful finale, but you can feel it getting close.

I’ve seen some people say that Aardman is slumming it a bit with this and the also-hilarious Arthur Christmas.  Maybe so, but if this is Aardman at a weaker point, all they’re doing is proving that, at their worst, they can still make a wholly entertaining movie with a great voice cast, plenty of gags, and some incredible animation.

Cowboys and Aliens

            Cowboys and Aliens.  That’s a pretty great movie title.  It gives you everything you need to know about the movie.  It ranks up there with Snakes on a Plane and Hot Tub Time Machine for simple, descriptive, and surprisingly memorable titles.  And when you get a title like this, you expect something fun.  What you don’t expect is a dull, clichéd Western.

            Jake Lonergan (Daniel Craig) wakes up in the middle of the desert with no idea how he got there and he’s wearing a mysterious armband.  Once he makes his way to town, he finds out that he’s a wanted man…and then aliens attack and abduct half the town, leaving whoever’s left to journey and try to get them back.

            The first problem is that I may be exaggerating a little if I say half the townspeople are really in this movie, but there are a lot of characters.  The entire movie leading up to the initial alien attack is just introducing characters and subplots.  This would be fine if any of these characters are compelling, but they’re just cliché after cliché.  And not even likeable clichés, they’re just there.  And they all go through their prescribed character development arcs.  Harrison Ford’s Woodrow Dolarhyde starts off as an unlikable asshole?  Oh, he’s going to become friends with the kid in the group.  Sam Rockwell’s Doc (I seriously did not know the name of his character during the movie, and now I look at IMDB and find they just called him Doc?) starts off being unable to fire a gun.  Do you think that maybe, in the final battle, he’ll get an incredible shot on an alien?  I won’t spoil it for you, in case you’ve never seen a movie in the last 50 years.

            Of course, a cast of clichés can just be nodded at if the movie’s fun enough.  But everybody is taking this thing dead serious.  There’s no comedy moments, there’s not even any one-liners.  The entire cast is just going through this thing like they expected it to be the next intelligent sci-fi film.  It’s COWBOYS and ALIENS.  Of course, the few moments that could’ve added a dash of humor are hurt by the fact that Daniel Craig can’t sell comedy (or, really, do anything besides look good without a shirt on) to save his life.  At one point, they’re on a structure with dynamite, and somebody drops the matches.  A moment of panic, until Craig pulls the cigar out of the other man’s mouth.  It could’ve been a hilarious moment, but nobody sells it.

            The aliens themselves are given no motivation.  We eventually find out the reason they’re on Earth, but not really the why of it.  It’s the flimsiest of excuses; again, something that could’ve worked fine for a fun movie, but it’s dead serious.  So we end up with clichéd heroes vs. flat villains.  Although the aliens do provide the best part of this movie: the special effects.  They’re pretty incredible.  Both ships and the aliens themselves look fantastic.  The action sequences are decent enough because of that, but you’re sitting through so much movie on the way there that you’re probably bored out of your mind by the time you get there.

            Cowboys and Aliens is a waste of talent and a title.  It’s not necessarily a bad movie.  I just felt that I could’ve spent 2 hours watching a blank TV screen and gotten the same effect.  It’s there.  It didn’t really thrill, entertain, or cause me to think in that time.  It just was.

DC Nation

            I love DC animated shows.  Batman.  Justice League.  Teen Titans.  Batman: Brave and the Bold.  Well, really, I love comic book animated shows in general.  But DC has been consistently putting out great stuff for over a decade, more often and generally better than some of the stuff they put in theaters.  And DC Nation, a programming block of two shows on Cartoon Network, is just fantastic.

             The first show, and the one I really want to push to everybody and say “WATCH THIS”, is Young Justice.  It’s about a superteam of, well, younger superheroes, with Robin, Superboy, Kid Flash, Aqualad, Miss Martian, and Artemis.  And it has consistently been impressing me.  The action is great.  The plotlines are intelligent.  It has just enough humor, and yet can also get incredibly dark at times.  Creator Greg Weisman, who also created Gargoyles and Spectacular Spider-Man, is clearly one of the forces of TV animation at this point.  If there’s any big problem, it’s part of the same reason I love it: the show frequently takes a lot of characters from the DC Universe.  Unlike Teen Titans, these characters quite clearly are interacting with the whole world instead of in some bubble with no other heroes.  The reason this becomes a problem is that, for every fanboy moment I have of “OH MY GOD, IT’S KLARION THE WITCH-BOY!”…well…be serious, how many people do you think even know who Klarion is?  The show also has a lot of major arcs going on at once.  Each episode is standalone, but there tends to be scenes of the villains going “Our plot has gone as planned!” and I’m not even sure how many major villains there are at this point.  Overall, though, the show entertains me every time I watch it.

            The other show on the block is Green Lantern, a CG-animated series.  I have to say it: it’s what the movie should’ve been.  And I’m not just talking about how much better it is, and how it’s staying the hell away from Earth (yes, Hal is the only regular hooman on the show so far).  Warner Bros wanted the Green Lantern movie to be the next Star Wars, and yet the show hits that so much better.  Of course, the CG-animation makes me immediately think of Cartoon Network’s other big CG show, Star Wars: The Clone Wars.  But it also has interesting alien species, plenty of action in space, and heroics.  While the CG animation is as rough and undetailed as you’d expect from a TV show, it does its job well, and the characters are stylized enough (Bruce Timm, character designer for Batman, Superman and Justice League, also worked on this show) that it doesn’t matter too much.  My biggest problem is pretty much the opposite of Young Justice: I’m not fanboying enough.  The Red Lanterns have been introduced as the major villains, but since then, nothing.  Now, original aliens are definitely nice, and I’m not complaining about that.  I just want more of the Corps, more of the different lantern colors.  I expect this will come with time.  The show’s still finding its groove, and I’m hoping that once it hits it, it won’t stop.

            The other major feature of DC Nation is that, between the shows, there are various animated shorts.  With names like Aardman and Lauren Faust doing them, and the shorts featuring Lego Batman and the Teen Titans, there’s high expectations, and they end up…amusing.  I wouldn’t say fantastic, but as far as making this a real programming block and not just two shows that are related put together, they do their job well.  They’re cute, funny, and well-animated.  That’s good enough for me.

            If you like superheroes, action, and animation, DC Nation is pretty much the best place on TV for it.  It may not quite take the sting off of Brave and the Bold being cancelled, but it’s doing a pretty good job at delivering two shows that are definitely worth watching.

Saving Smash, Before It's Too Late

            Smash is one of the most promising shows of the new season.  The plot focuses on the cast and crew of a Broadway show about Marilyn Monroe, from creation of the idea to, currently, trying to get investors and get it on stage.  It’s got a fun cast (especially Anjelica Huston as the producer), enough wit to go with the drama, and some awesome big musical numbers with Broadway-quality music to go with it (I highly suggest looking up Let’s Be Bad on Youtube).  Yet since The Workshop, the show has stumbled for me and it’s still trying to climb back up to where it was.  And if it doesn’t, a show that’s already renewed for season 2 is quickly going to become unwatchable.  Here’s my best suggestions for making sure this show doesn’t hit the sophomore slump hard (note: the last episode I watched was Understudy.  This means I haven’t seen anything with Uma Thurman’s character yet, but I am crossing my fingers that I am blown away):

1. Keep the plotlines focused on Broadway.  A recent subplot had one of the cast member’s boyfriends trying to become the White House press secretary or something like that.  It’s so far removed from the show that I don’t even know how it got there.  As far as I can tell, the show is trying to fix this fast by putting as many characters on a bus as it can, but there’s still problems with main cast members that aren’t working on Marilyn anymore.  Get everybody focused, get your main plot rolling, and THEN you can start doing subplots with secondary characters.

2. One great song is better than 2 mediocre ones. The current formula seems to say that there’s around 2-3 songs per episode.  Two of them end up being standard licensed fare that’s straight out of Glee, with little to no choreography and very little point besides to say “the character is feeling sad”.  The other is a big, original musical number that tends to always leave my jaw on the floor.  I would rather just have the musical number and leave the licensed songs to Glee.

3. No more cheating.  OK, this is frankly getting ridiculous.  About half the cast has either had an affair or has another character think they’re cheating on their lover.  The worst part is that the biggest affair so far was only found out because Julia was holding on to the idiot ball for dear life, and now they won’t stop talking about it.  Bury this plotline, and never do any like it again.

4. Start sowing the seeds for the next arc.  The most dangerous part of this show so far is that the entire plot is trying to get Marilyn on Broadway.  What happens when they succeed?  I honestly don’t know, and that worries me.  If the first arc ends with Marilyn getting on Broadway, is the show over?  Do they start working on another play?   Or are they just going to keep spinning the wheels on Marilyn until the show gets cancelled?  At least give me the slightest hint that you have more up your sleeve.